What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

{RING} {RING}

After a few moments he returns.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What do you think of the Black history lessons in the PBS documentary about jazz pianist-singer Hazel Scott?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

What if you were the only and last person left on Earth. How will you survive and what would you do with your life?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Which media outlet gave Starmer and his band of failures the most support during the election? Now we can punish them for it.?

Yes sir it is.

Sure no problem officer.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What are some disadvantages of living in rural areas? What are the advantages?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

When did bestiality first occur to you and how did it happen the first time? Was it a deliberate decision or it just happened and you allowed it?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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